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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
Episodes
155 episodes
Lake Placid (1999) "If Fiona had a dick, this is where she'd tell you to suck it!"
The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH GET IN TOUCH...WEBSITE: h...
101. Sleepy Hollow (1999) "Watch Your Heads"
Before Johnny Depp & Tim Burton completely lost their career and personal heads, respectively, they gave us this gloomy delight. Dan Machholz is back; what a goose. Topics discussed during the episode th...
6. Get Out (2017) Progressive Racists.
Happy Halloween...In November Due to the FilmFlogger's ongoing world tour, we've barely had time to get any new content out to our current listeners during the spooky season. So, here's a taster of what it's like to be a Nitpick...
100. The Monster Squad (1987)
Ben's struggles with podcasting on the road continue with The Monster Squad.For the non-existent fans. Episode topics discussed that will make you feel like you've been kicked in the nards include:We ...
The Mummy Returns (2001) Halloween Special - CGI-Whinge Fest
Ben from FilmFloggers and Sean from Review It Yourself team up to take on a topic that will undoubtedly endear them to listeners' and other podcaster's hearts: C...
5. The Goonies (1985) Nitpickers Sneak Peek "Hey You Guys!
HEY YOU GUYS!! You can access all our Nitpicking episodes during October for the measly sum of £2.50! All the money raised during the month will go to a charity chosen randomly by one of our patrons! Ben will delve deep ...
99. The Beach (2000)" Never Refuse An Invitation"
"The real journey of indie podcasting are the friends we make along the way"...You'd expect Leo to spew this sort of thing out of his mouth during his pretentious quest to find meaning in paradise in Danny Boyle's 2000 film 'The Beach.'...
98. The King's Speech (2010)
We pay our respects to Her Majesty by returning to where her journey to the throne began.Thanks for the memories, Elizabeth. Your service has ended xP.S. God save the King And Ben...as he couldn't get a word in this e...
40. Cutthroat Island (1995) "Thing is, I was born poor. My only choice was to become a podcaster"
LISTENER REQUEST Jonny from the 'wonderful' What's Our Seat Number: Movie Review Podcast was 'nice' enough to request this 90s Pirate Box Office Bomb epic for us to do a 15-minut...
97. Predator 2 (1990) "Cut My Dick Off & Shove It Up Your Arse"
Does running an indie podcast sometimes make you feel like chopping off your dick and shocking it up your arse? Just me, then! A Sweaty Danny Glover coaxes a former host from the grave for one last hurrah. The deadman has hi...
4. The Mummy (1999) NitPickers (Sneak Peek)
Welcome To NitPickers. Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favour...
96. Blade (1998)
Dan's 9-year-old son gives us his views on the 18-rated Blade as Ben watches on with his microphone resting on his impressive penis...We like to have fun over on FilmFloggers. The film that paved the way for this glorious never-ending M...
95. War Of The Worlds (2005)
War of the Worlds (2005)As Sean continues to parade around as the self-proclaimed 'Waffler', the OG Waffler seeks him out to help combat his unprovoked self-proclaimed unpopularity amongst his indie peers. Isn't a peer someo...
94. Masters of The Universe (1987)
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS? A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language th...
3. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) NitPickers Sneak Peek "Codswallop, in my opinion"
I won't waste your time with wizardry puns, so just Wingaren Levisarrrr (Haha!) your way over to our Patreon to hear the full episode & see what all the fu...
93. The ShawShank Redemption (1994) "Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying"
"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying"The Reboot...again! Are Ben's hopes for this podcast shitty pipe dreams? The good fight continues! You'll be surprised to hear the correct pronunciation of Zihuatanejo cau...
2. E.T. NitPickers (Sneak Peek) (1982)
Elllllliot...Just go home already E.T! Do you remember what we said about ruining your childhood favourites? Here's a sneak peek of the very, VERY sweary E.T the Extra-Terrestrial NitPickers episode.
1. London Has Fallen (2016) Brand New Show - NitPickers
Are you a Tight Arse? Has the long-drawn-out FilmFloggers reboot already fallen? Before we ask our loyal listener Sean to start paying for more of this...
92. The Rum Diary (2009) Don't Call it a Comeback. "My dog stepped on a bee"
Late to the party as per, we look at how the love affair between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard played out like a typical day in the life of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh, and also, we try out some new segments. Oh, and also, also, Fi...
91. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) "Losers are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try"
Little Miss Sunshine Are you a Tight Arse?Before we venture off on our own deranged international road trip, we pose the question: Just how dysfunc...
90. Top Gun (1986) "I feel the need" the need to be a Scientologist"
FilmFloggers continues to make up for the indie podcast scenes' many shortcomings by giving you content no one else dares to. Get in our Dangerzone! A huge Thank You to Tony Scott for consistently taking our brea...
39. Severance (2006) "I cooked Danny Dyer for the full hour"
Listen to us splutter through an old covid-ridden episode as Danny Dyer shows up in the Hungarian woods doing his best Danny Dyer impression. Is Severance a largely unseen British horror-comedy classic? Have you had a worse w...
89. Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Dan invites himself on again as Ben starts questioning how the same shit keeps happening to the same guy over and over again. Every time Dan turns back up, a little bit of Ben dies' harder' inside...To add insult to injury, Dan turne...
88. Face/Off (1997) OOOOHHH, WEEE, This Episode Is Good Looking! Ya Hot!
As Ben continues to struggle under the unbearable weight of his massive talent, he thought best to rope in someone else to see if they can work with The Machholz. I don't think Sean will be coming back. Let's sit back and fe...
87. The Batman (2022) "Alfred, stop. You're not my Dad!" I'm Vengeance...
Best in class and the leading figure in the indie podcast scene, Lindsay from Schlock and Awe, joins Ben and some bald Batman wannabe to figure out the price for repairing Ben's blind eye after being attached virtually by the wannabe. ...