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FilmFloggers
The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
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Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
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96. Blade (1998)
Dan's 9-year-old son gives us his views on the 18-rated Blade as Ben watches on with his microphone resting on his impressive penis...We like to have fun over on FilmFloggers.
The film that paved the way for this glorious never-ending MCU universe was fronted by a guy in full leather breaking up a blood rave and chasing down a latex blob who enjoys nothing more than feasting on the hearts of infants...Your Move, Captain America.
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Serious Topics Discussed Include:
- Ben will do anything to impress 9-year-old boys.
- Should we start charging Dan an admission fee?
- Sean rudely introduces himself as this week's guest 13 minutes in.
- Dan and Sean FACE/OFF.
- Sean gushes over the MCU.
- Sean shits on Dan Machholz's ice cream.
- Dan defends Blade's leather outfit. Shock
- Is anyone out there still rocking the Kangol hat?
- Everyone mourns the loss of their foam party-filled youth.
- Ben lambasts the exclusion of dead babies.
- Pearl reminds Ben of an old podcast friend with more patrons than him.
- Did anyone listen to our Jack Frost Flogmas Double Bill?
- Dan asks Sean to be his boy toy, whilst Sean suggests introducing a 3ft Hot dog into the bedroom.
- Ben feels uncomfortable...And left out.
- Does Sean have the clap?
- The Podcast Gods punish Ben for not opening his fat mouth.
- Sean teases Ben & Dan over being shagged out.
- Wesley Snipes stars in...Eric?
- Ben's impressive penis softens somewhat upon hearing the 9-year-old boy label the CGI in Blade as 'Cool.'
- Dan's proud as a punch as he shows off his extensive library of underage Traci Lords adult movies.
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
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You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
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