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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
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101. Sleepy Hollow (1999) "Watch Your Heads"
Before Johnny Depp & Tim Burton completely lost their career and personal heads, respectively, they gave us this gloomy delight.
Dan Machholz is back; what a goose.
Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to grind your teeth into pointy daggers include:
- Ben's deepthroat technique is improving.
- Ben is recording in the bath so he can instantly wash off the stink from talking with Dan Machholz.
- Dan brings up his non-existent podcast again.
- Is Sleepy Hollow Tim Burton's last hurrah?
- Ben doesn't care for Dumbos.
- Taking a leaf out of the Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson book, our schedule will change to a new episode every 3-5 years.
- Are non-Hammer Horror fans at a disadvantage?
- Ben & Dan love nothing more than watching someone murder bastard toddlers.
- Whilst more people clamour for turkey teeth, Ben has booked himself in for a Christoper Walken smile.
- We long to live in a world that looks as bleak as Sleepy Hollow...
- Is Star Wars: The Phantom Menace a Halloween film?
- Was Dan Machholz one of the witches that slipped through the Salem Witch trials net?
- Is Sleepy Hollow an episode from the Murder She Wrote universe?
- Ben tears up hearing names like The Widow Winship & Katrina Van Tassel.
- Through failing hotel wifi, Ben comments profusely about how visually pleasing everything looks.
- Come on then, which podcaster are you beheading?
- From Ichabod Crane to Michael Myers, isn't Halloween just the best time of year?
- Dan insists on digging Tom back up again for more offensive impressions.
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SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFL
The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
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