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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
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Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
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The Mummy Returns (2001) Halloween Special - CGI-Whinge Fest
Ben from FilmFloggers and Sean from Review It Yourself team up to take on a topic that will undoubtedly endear them to listeners' and other podcaster's hearts: CGI.
The expected 30-minute run time turns out to be wildly ambitious for these waffling pair of c---- (retracted by Sean).
Ben and Sean try to understand why CGI has become as prevalent as it has by taking on some of the worst CGI imaginable.
Check Out The Fabulous Sean here: Review It Yourself
Are You A Tight Arse?
Discussion Points:
-Sean tries to weigh the pros and cons of CGI.
-Tom Cruise films.
-Mummy Action.
-THAT Scorpion King CGI.
-The toll stunts have taken on actors/actresses' bodies.
Relevant Questions:
-Did the cost of insuring actors make the rise of CGI inevitable?
-Are the priorities of modern film-making wrong?
-Did The Mummy Returns (2001) lose the charm of The Mummy (1999)?
-Does bad CGI take you out of a film?
-Was Titanic (1997) the 'last hurrah' for practical effects?
Irrelevant Questions:
-Is Ben regretting giving Fiona control of FilmFlogger's Instagram?
-Can Sean brighten up Ben's mood?
-Is Sean's American accent getting any better?
-Is Sean's British accent worse?
-Who is worse, Dakota Fanning or the kid from this film?
-Has Sean been dreaming about Tom Cruise?
Quotes:
-"If you can't make it look good, just leave it alone".
-"Oh God, I'm going to side with you now; God, it's finally happened".
-"Lord of the Rings came out the same year"-Ben makes a devastatingly good point.
-"Whinge-Fest is probably more appropriate for us".
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
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