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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
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Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
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94. Masters of The Universe (1987)
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS?
A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language that undoubtedly served as an inspiration to The Room's Tommy Wiseau?
Backed up by Gwildor, a furry fuckface Yoda-inspired, Ewok wannabe who gives Jar Jar Binks a run for his money.
Does Masters of the Universe induce a massive homoerotic erection with accompanying belly laughs at Gwildor's Tomfoolery?
Let's find out...(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
A sample of the topics discussed during the episode that felt like an Eternia include:
- Ben did not have the power of Greyskull or air conditioning during the episode.
- Does Ben's Macbook fan work as hard as he does?
- Durex, are you looking for sponsors?
- Whilst Ben slaves away at the Floggers reboot, Dan's been reading books and hanging out with underage kids at the lake.
- Dan keeps going about on the new website.
- Instead of just talking Star Wars, Dan makes Ben list every Star Wars rip-off ever made.
- Dan goes through the entire history of He-man without taking a breath.
- Dan doubles down on his dislike for Review it Yourself's Sean and The Batman.
- Due to heat exhaustion, flaming laptops and boredom, Ben lets Dan talk and talk.
- Who or what is a Greyskull?
- Has Earth ever looked so dull?
- How many off-brand characters can one film have?
- What would a leather hotpants wearing, cape swooshing, sword-wielding intergalactic warrior identify as on Earth?
- Are Skeltors ragtag group of mercenaries the worst boy band of all time?
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
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