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95. War Of The Worlds (2005)
War of the Worlds (2005)
As Sean continues to parade around as the self-proclaimed 'Waffler', the OG Waffler seeks him out to help combat his unprovoked self-proclaimed unpopularity amongst his indie peers.
Isn't a peer someone at the same level as you...? A real head-scratcher for Ben.
The War of the Wafflers commences.
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Topics discussed that will make you want to exterminate yourself include:
- Sean invades Ben's space.
- Would World of the Wars of been a catchier name?
- Has Sean had one too many fannies?
- Are we really meant to buy Tom Cruise playing a docker called Ray?
- Would you waste your peanut butter on Fiona?
- Spooning some into a peanut allergic, Dakota Fanning's eyeball could work.
- Did you know Steven Spielberg could make a film?
- Did Sean get his leg over with Dan?
- When do the tripods arrive to kill off the Tiktokers? Ben can't TikTok...
- Is having these two wafflers together the equivalent of getting the 2 disk special edition?
- Would you give Robbie a lift?
- Ben plugs every episode in the FF back catalogue.
- Did anyone see Sean's sofa meltdown on Oprah?
- I'm in love with FilmFloggers! I'm in love with FilmFloggers...said no one.
- Did Ben feel violated by Spawns CGI?
- Would you bludgeon Tim Robbins to death for digging a hole?
- Would Sean be the most useless thing to have in an Apocalypse?
- Is Ben willing to take the fight to the widely popular inferior podcasts?
- Sean doubles down on his dream for a three-way with Bill & Ben.
- Is Darth Vader a loser?
- Does watching Schindlers List make you sweat profusely?
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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