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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
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88. Face/Off (1997) OOOOHHH, WEEE, This Episode Is Good Looking! Ya Hot!
As Ben continues to struggle under the unbearable weight of his massive talent, he thought best to rope in someone else to see if they can work with The Machholz.
I don't think Sean will be coming back.
Let's sit back and feast on two juggernauts of cinema, Sean Travolta and Dan Cage, as they Face.........Off in John Woo's 90's action classic.
OOOOHHH, WEEE, This Film's Still Good Looking! Ya Hot!
Guest info
Sean: https://twitter.com/YourselfReview
Anchor: https://t.co/qgjTEHnPiQ
Timestamps:
(0:00) Catchy New Intro
(3:25) Review Start
(16:25) Cage or Travolta?
(24:18) Dolly The Sheep
(48:06) FilmFloggers New Tagline
(1:02:07) Flog Scores
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Topics that we could have talked about for hours include:
- Dan gets snarky with Ben and laughs our guest out of the room in the first 60 seconds.
- How drunk do you need to be to tolerate conversation with Dan?
- Do they make movies like they used to?
- Sean explains why he doesn't want Terminator 16: Rise of the nursing home residents for Judgement Day with Dark Fates and no chance of Salvation. Genisys...Jai Courtney...
- Sean channels his inner Fiona with a proper trivia dump.
- Dan's new hobby of punching his boom arm continues.
- Dan's a twat & would anyone be sad if Sean sniped him and his son during their weekly visit to the local merry-go-round? Ok, just Dan.
- Dan doesn't care much for the science of face swapping or Dolly the sheep.
- Sean counters Dan's flimsy argument by questioning Travolta's & Cage's hairdresser.
- Does Sean enjoy sexual harassment?
- Face/Off 2 to be a PG 13? So no Face swapping then? Face/On?
- Is social media to blame for squeezing the life out of cinema?
- Is Dan one of those ghouls who tried to get in your pants?
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
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