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FilmFloggers
The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
FilmFloggers
1. London Has Fallen (2016) Brand New Show - NitPickers
Are you a Tight Arse?
Has the long-drawn-out FilmFloggers reboot already fallen?
Before we ask our loyal listener Sean to start paying for more of this, here's a sneak peek of one of the several hundred new shows we plan on ramming into every single available orifice.
Welcome To NitPickers.
Join us as we spend waay too much time NitPicking all the most important and unimportant details in films! Our mission? To comb through everything from cinema's biggest turds, ruin your childhood favourites, and dump all over stone-cold classics.
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Nitpicks!)
PICK THOSE NITS!
- When will Fiona accept her under the blanket fate?
- Ben's lawyer suggests he make a half-baked apology to the indie scene.
- Ben promises not to release The Rum Diary and all its Patreon rants.
- Ben has a change of heart...
- Does Ben really expect everyone to believe his Patreon tier lies?
- Angela Bassett is feisty!
- Ben has to keep reminding Fiona that London Has Fallen.
- Have Ben's expectations for the show Fallen?
- How rude is that unborn baby?
- Has Ben tried running Fiona over?
- Can Morgan Freeman levitate?
- Has anyone checked Gerard Butler's Nappie recently?
- Fiona doesn't appreciate good CGI infrastructure.
- Ben reminds Fiona that Xenophobic slurs are not the way to more listeners.
- Fiona doesn't know what Xenophobia means.
- Ben wishes Fiona would fuck off back to Ireland.
- How can a gruff, bearded obnoxious cu*t be so likeable? There's hope for Ben.
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
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