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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
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40. Cutthroat Island (1995) "Thing is, I was born poor. My only choice was to become a podcaster"
LISTENER REQUEST
Jonny from the 'wonderful' What's Our Seat Number: Movie Review Podcast was 'nice' enough to request this 90s Pirate Box Office Bomb epic for us to do a 15-minute Nitpicking Flog.
Tell Jonny how much of douche he is here - What's Our Seat Number
Please don't say we don't care about our fans...It's just a shame they don't care about us.
Is this the episode that bankrupts FilmFloggers?
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Episode topics that will make you want to drown yourself include:
- Do the fans actually like us? Sean, do you like us?
- What's your pre-podcast warm-up routine looking like?
- Fiona enjoys John Cena's shit.
- T2 to this...Thanks for the memories, Carolco Studios.
- Are FilmFloggers still in their Honeymoon period?
- Ben suggests you start with Renny Harlin's bottom.
- So the women in Bridgeton don't have pouches?
- Have you ever thought about scalping your parents?
- Does the law of physics apply to any of this?
- Should Ben get a face tattoo? Would this make him more approachable?
- Please take that button away from Renny!
- $116 Million for a high school drama studio?
- How much did all those flying mannequins cost?
- Fiona must not have got my carrier pigeon relieving her of co-hosting duties.
- Did Ben feel the sand of Maya Beach? Between his toes? Listen to our episode on The Beach to find out. (he didn't)
- Ben enjoys seeing monkeys in films.
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TIGHT ARSE:
The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
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