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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
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Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
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70. Freddy Vs Jason (2003)
The flogoween hangover continues with two behemoths from the slasher franchise slashing it out to the death with Ronny Yu at the helm to add some martial arts flair and some questionable CGI choices. Got your nose!
To help ease our hangover, we had the privilege of finally (my fault) welcoming Lindsay from the fabulous concoction of brilliance & rubbish, Schlock And Awe podcast!
And as he point-blank refuses to go away, Dan Machholz invites himself back on. Again.
Are you a Tight Arse?
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Topics discussed during the episode include:
- Dan Machholz is such an inspiration.
- Wait, am I not talented?
- Lindsay makes herself at home by forgetting names.
- Would you buy a Condo off Jason Voorhees?
- Would you please stop making Friday the 13th films in Vancouver?
- So Dan didn't like The Phantom Menace or Jar Jar Binks? Some Star Wars fan he is.
- Lindsay was right; I wasn't on board with the CGI Freddypillar.
- Does Lindsay prefer Jason as a supernatural advocate for the stopping of underage sex? Or an everyday woodsman, armed with a crossbow, living off the land.?
- Why does someone scared of water spend most of his spare time splashing around in...Water?
- Where can I purchase some Jason Voorhees armbands?
- I have a dilemma...Would Kelly Rowland of made a better Final Girl? (No)
- Ben somehow finds a way to bring up the Michael Myers Masks again.
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
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Just not Dan Machholz.
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