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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
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True Crime recommendations.
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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
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19. Footloose (1984)
(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
"Ecclesiastes assures us... that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh... and a time to weep. A time to mourn... and there is a time to dance."
Kick off the Sunday shoes! Kevin Bacon quick steps onto our screens in this musical turd.
The Bacon sets out to liberate the good people of Bomont, one gryate of the hips at a time.
When he's not tractor duelling to the death with Chuck, asking his stunt double to somersault around a dilapidated trainyard or escaping Hellfire and Brimstone from The Reverend Moore, Bacon has to deal with the rather annoying Ariel and her suicidal tendencies!
The cute coupling of Chris Penn and SJP is shunted in favour of watching the hapless Chuck and Bacon fight for the affections of Miss Reckless abandonment; do us all a favour and leave her to the train next time Bacon!
Anyhoooo
Wifebeater check, arse hugging jeans check, cock and balls front and centre, affirmative!
Let's getting dancing!
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
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