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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
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The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
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9. Sleepaway Camp (1983)
(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for childish vulgarity and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
"Eat shit & live, Bill!
Having never partaken in a summer camp myself, I need to question whether wearing the shortest cut-off Short Short Jean shorts is a requirement when taking part in camp activities? Short Short shorts, just so I'm clear on the shortness of said shorts.
What I am really trying to say is there seems to be a fair bit of ill-fitted attire sweeping through Camp Arawak!
I get it's the 80s, but this makes Kevin Bacon and his speedos look slightly overdressed over at Camp Crystal Lake!
What we get in Sleepaway is a slightly 'camp' hybrid game of Cluedo & Guess Who!
We ask ourselves, could sweet innocent mute Angela really be the killer? or could it be Officer Frank & 'that' Fake moustache, which certainly raises an eyebrow or 2.
You've got Aunt Martha, who HMMMMMS her way to the top of the suspect list but of course, let us not rule out Mr Muscle himself, Ronnie hotpants.
So, grab your flog, cut the legs off all your trousers and let's get camping!
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
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