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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
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3. Mortal Kombat (1995)
(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
It Has Begun!
Who said video game to movie adaptations were all garbage? Well, whoever it was hadn't seen Mortal Kombat. Flawless Victory!
This is Christopher Lambert's finest work since Highlander and an example of director Paul WS Anderson in his prime before being lost forever down the Resident Evil hole. Flawless Victory!
Unfortunately, after hearing Shang Tsung blurting out Flawless Victory incorrectly throughout, we, too, have developed his tic! Finish Him!! Oh, sorry, Mortal Kombat! Christ, this time, Flawless Victory! First time, every time.
With a starter of wobbly CGI stairs with a side of bouncy practical suitcases, a main of plastic turkey legs and a dessert of Scorpion's hand genitalia, this is one feast for the senses you don't want to miss. Grab your flog and let's FINISH HIM! Flawless Victory!
A quick mention to our special guest, The Pigeon, who may hear putting his two cents in during the review!
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
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