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With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
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37. Belfast (2021) 'Protestant or Catholic?'
I am blessed to live with an Irish republican.
Rumour has it that said republican's Dad was the one who planted the bomb on Lord Mountbatten's boat...
Tiocfaidh ár lá, I heard her say this morning.
No idea what that means.
And you thought the Catholics and Protestants were at each other's throats...I'll stop now.
With it being a day of celebration for you Irish lot and with the Oscars fast approaching, Ben thought it best to bring down the jovial tone by reliving the troubles of 1969 depicted in Kenneth Brannagh's Belfast.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
Are you a Tight Arse?
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Northern and Republican topics discussed during the episode include:
- Fiona tries to claim Dame Judy Dench.
- Is Ben a man of God?
- Should Ben shoot himself in the face? Don't answer that.
- Ben wants to let the people of Ireland know (Northern and Republic) how awful their accents are.
- Is Ben turning into Austin Powers? Oh Behave
- Was Ben wrongly overlooked for Christian Grey?
- An Irish family vs a Deaf family...who's your money on for this year's best picture award?
- Does Fiona's heart skip a beat whenever Ben walks into the room with the microphones?
- Ben gives Kenneth Brannugh some directing tips.
- While Ben works on his breaststroke, Jamie Dornan will work on Fiona's breasts...
Timestamps
(0:00) - Audio issues... Happy Paddy's Day!
(1:09) - Review Start
(18:00) - Hilarious Segments
(21:08) - Irish-themed shoutouts
(25:40) - Terrible CTA'S
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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