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With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
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True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
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80. Klaus (2019)
Thank fu*k that's over.
The first FilmFoggers episode where Ben hasn't ticked the explicit box. This means our ramblings on Klaus can be delivered to children worldwide.
We did have one or two minor slip-ups, but nothing 19 (yes 19) beeps couldn't fix. All for your listening pleasure.
Have a great Christmas, Boys and Girls.
Father Flogmas.
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Festive topics discussed during the episode include:
- A first for Floggers, a swear-free episode. For the children.
- Ben throws the Rodecaster under the bus.
- No swearing's going well.
- Thank you, Sergio Pablos, for creating minions.
- Ben gets caught out when Fiona checks in to see if he's still listening.
- Fiona's Norwegian needs work.
- Are FilmFloggers selfish? Have you not seen all the content we've provided you these last three months? YOU'RE SELFISH!
- Shout out to South East Dog Rescue, to who Fiona has donated my entire Christmas present fund.
- No swearing's going well.
- So Klaus's origins consist of getting a postman to go on a breaking and entering crime spree?
- It takes till the 31-minute mark before the not swearing penny drops.
- Fiona thinks she may have accidentally sworn once. ONCE.
- Fiona won't do any episodes until all of Ben's chores are finished. That hoover has been on every day for three months.
- How many bad Christmas films get away with it purely because they have a Christmas backdrop?
- Not even Arnie can save Jingle All The Way.
- Fiona's vulgar comments almost derail this kid-friendly episode.
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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