96. Blade (1998)
August 22, 2022
FilmFloggers w/ Review It Yourself
Dan's 9-year-old son gives us his views on the 18-rated Blade as Ben watches on with his microphone resting on his impressive penis...We like to have fun over on FilmFloggers.
The film that paved the way for this glorious never-ending MCU universe was fronted by a guy in full leather breaking up a blood rave and chasing down a latex blob who enjoys nothing more than feasting on the hearts of infants...Your Move, Captain America.
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Serious Topics Discussed Include:
- Ben will do anything to impress 9-year-old boys.
- Should we start charging Dan an admission fee?
- Sean rudely introduces himself as this week's guest 13 minutes in.
- Dan and Sean FACE/OFF.
- Sean gushes over the MCU.
- Sean shits on Dan Machholz's ice cream.
- Dan defends Blade's leather outfit. Shock
- Is anyone out there still rocking the Kangol hat?
- Everyone mourns the loss of their foam party-filled youth.
- Ben lambasts the exclusion of dead babies.
- Pearl reminds Ben of an old podcast friend with more patrons than him.
- Did anyone listen to our Jack Frost Flogmas Double Bill?
- Dan asks Sean to be his boy toy, whilst Sean suggests introducing a 3ft Hot dog into the bedroom.
- Ben feels uncomfortable...And left out.
- Does Sean have the clap?
- The Podcast Gods punish Ben for not opening his fat mouth.
- Sean teases Ben & Dan over being shagged out.
- Wesley Snipes stars in...Eric?
- Ben's impressive penis softens somewhat upon hearing the 9-year-old boy label the CGI in Blade as 'Cool.'
- Dan's proud as a punch as he shows off his extensive library of underage Traci Lords adult movies.
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