FilmFloggers

94. Masters of The Universe (1987)

August 01, 2022 Season 1 Episode 63
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94. Masters of The Universe (1987)
Show Notes

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS?

A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language that undoubtedly served as an inspiration to The Room's Tommy Wiseau?

Backed up by Gwildor, a furry fuckface Yoda-inspired, Ewok wannabe who gives Jar Jar Binks a run for his money.

Does Masters of the Universe induce a massive homoerotic erection with accompanying belly laughs at Gwildor's Tomfoolery?

Let's find out...(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)

A sample of the topics discussed during the episode that felt like an Eternia include: 

  • Ben did not have the power of Greyskull or air conditioning during the episode. 
  • Does Ben's Macbook fan work as hard as he does?  
  • Durex, are you looking for sponsors? 
  • Whilst Ben slaves away at the Floggers reboot, Dan's been reading books and hanging out with underage kids at the lake. 
  • Dan keeps going about on the new website. 
  • Instead of just talking Star Wars, Dan makes Ben list every Star Wars rip-off ever made. 
  • Dan goes through the entire history of He-man without taking a breath. 
  • Dan doubles down on his dislike for Review it Yourself's Sean and The Batman. 
  • Due to heat exhaustion, flaming laptops and boredom, Ben lets Dan talk and talk. 
  • Who or what is a Greyskull? 
  • Has Earth ever looked so dull? 
  • How many off-brand characters can one film have? 
  • What would a leather hotpants wearing, cape swooshing, sword-wielding intergalactic warrior identify as on Earth? 
  • Are Skeltors ragtag group of mercenaries the worst boy band of all time? 

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