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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
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The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
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We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
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38. G.I Jane (1997) "Keep my co-hosts name outta of your mouth!"
Welcome to 15 minutes of Covid
**Disclaimer**
The first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of this episode are entirely riddled with technical mishaps for unexplained reasons.
I blame Jada.
And Irish COVID.
On with the show.
Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Are you a Tight Arse?
So now Ben can add Covid to the growing list of shit he's been lumbered with from Ireland.
We missed the Oscars this year because of our diseased-riddled Irish vacation.
Do we miss anything?
Any funny gags from Chris Rock?
And the random film we pulled out of The Sorting Hat this week was G.I Jane...
Timestamps
(0:00)- 2 Minutes of Weird Covid Technical Mishaps
(3:00) - Random Technical Mishaps End - Enjoy!
(21:53) - 30 Second Countdown - Review Summary
(23:10) - The Slap, Future And A Red Roundtable Discussion
Non-Covid and Oscar topics discussed during the episode include:
- DJ Covid takes to the decks for the first 2 minutes & 20 seconds of the episode.
- The irony of Ben saying, 'will this episode be listenable' isn't lost on him.
- While shaking, sweating, and coughing, Ben insists he doesn't have Covid.
- How much disdain does Ben's non-covid illness have for The Smiths?
- Random thought, would G.I Jane of been better with Jada Pinkett Smith?
- How's Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moores's marriage getting on?
- Does this Podcast deserve a Razzie?
- Ben lambasts Fiona for not being able to do one-arm push-ups.
- And for not having fake boobs.
- Who knew Aragorn was into D. H. Lawerence?
- Does Ben yearn to be a lesbian?
- Would anyone be interested in hearing about Ben's entanglements around the round table?
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
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I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
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Just not Dan Machholz.
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