FilmFloggers
The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.
Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?
Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?
Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.
As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"
So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!
All served to you dripping in SARCASM.
FilmFloggers
84. Austin Powers Trilogy - Goldmember stinks (1997) (1999) (2002) "Shall we shag now? or shag later?"
"You Know, I Have One Simple Request, And That Is To Have Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Heads!"
The dream...And the only thing keeping this podcast going. Sharks with frickin laser beams quickly follow fame and fortune.
Anywho, hop in our shaguar, and let us take you for a spin back to the first two Austin Powers films.
And some brief mentions of the hideous Goldmember.
What awaits you at your final destination? Bad teeth and an Irish mini-me with a bad attitude?
Potentially.
Do FilmFloggers make you randy?
Ben lost his mojo years ago, but let's hope you find this episode very shagadelic. (Energies were lacking for this week's usually hilarious episode notes)
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Groovy Topics discussed in this episode include:
- Do you want Fiona to shag you now or later?
- Fiona's a complete creep show this episode. Baby.
- Someone's looking as Gay as Christmas.
- Did anyone pick up on the James Bond references? Fiona didn't.
- How many random tasks does Dan Machholz's penis perform?
- Does Ben shag like a minx?
- Fiona gets very animated when talking about combovers.
- Is Fiona Ben's mini Mr Bigglesworth?
- How Liz Hurley, Heather Graham & Beyonce all bring their own spin on being terrible.
- Ben talks about when he didn't have a drink with Verne Troyer.
- Ben backtracks on his Asian impression mid-sentence.
- Does Fiona smoke after sex? I don't know, baby, I never looked...Sorry.
Timestamps
(0:00) - Teasing chitchat
(2:14) - Review starts.
(18:20) - Woeful CTA
(29:40) - Film Clips
(37:57) - Hilarious Segments
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
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