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42. 13 Going on 30 (2004)
(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)
Are you a Tight Arse?
This Elektra leading Fantasy Romantic Comedy is abit of a dud in my eyes with a few cheap thrills thrown in to warm the heart - If watching a 30-year-old man fall in love with a 13-year-old girl is your sort of thing, then warm away.
As I am still in the recovery phase of Fiona's 'lit' 30th birthday bash - You should have seen it (we had homemade chocolate orange cheesecakes, it went off!), don't expect too much from our latest film offering, hmm- that's what the bloke says in our intro, he's hilarious.
We're flipping the script this week and going with 30 going on 13 to best honour Fiona's lofty new age and general day-to-day teen attitude.
"Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not like I need a play-by-play."
No, but we do need a play-by-play on how to improve that rancid attitude! Considering this is the same person who inspires me to be part of the aptly named six dicks, led by someone called Tom-Tom? Well, you're pretty doomed before 14, let alone 30!
You'll find anything from a pre-hulk smashing Mark Ruffalo, a post 'my precious " Andy Serkis and a foul shade of green leather sporting 'Halloween came early' Judy Greer. If Myers had seen you parading around wearing that, you wouldn't have made it past Halloween 04.
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COME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...
The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
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Instagram
...
(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)
Are you a Tight Arse?
This Elektra leading Fantasy Romantic Comedy is abit of a dud in my eyes with a few cheap thrills thrown in to warm the heart - If watching a 30-year-old man fall in love with a 13-year-old girl is your sort of thing, then warm away.
As I am still in the recovery phase of Fiona's 'lit' 30th birthday bash - You should have seen it (we had homemade chocolate orange cheesecakes, it went off!), don't expect too much from our latest film offering, hmm- that's what the bloke says in our intro, he's hilarious.
We're flipping the script this week and going with 30 going on 13 to best honour Fiona's lofty new age and general day-to-day teen attitude.
"Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not like I need a play-by-play."
No, but we do need a play-by-play on how to improve that rancid attitude! Considering this is the same person who inspires me to be part of the aptly named six dicks, led by someone called Tom-Tom? Well, you're pretty doomed before 14, let alone 30!
You'll find anything from a pre-hulk smashing Mark Ruffalo, a post 'my precious " Andy Serkis and a foul shade of green leather sporting 'Halloween came early' Judy Greer. If Myers had seen you parading around wearing that, you wouldn't have made it past Halloween 04.
GET IN TOUCH...
WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com
SUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribe
VOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote
TIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?
SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep?
EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.com
COME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...
The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...