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41. Under Siege (1992)
(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
Tom's back...
Who (allegedly) lives in a pineapple under the sea?... STEVEN SEAGAL
Well, he should do anyway.
Under Siege gives you some 90s Seagal (remember when he could fit on the screen?) battling against a cross-dressing GARY Busey and the leather sporting rock star Tommy Lee Jones. Lee's having bundles of fun before his cat and mouse run around with Harrison Ford the following year, and Busey puts Playboy Playmate Erika Elenaki to shame.
I'd take some dress sporting Busey in my birthday cake any day (Hint, Hint)
While Andrew Davis tries his best to keep the Under Siege ship steady and above water, Mr Square Pants is primed and ready to karate chop the boat off course and into the nearest iceberg.
I'm sure Steven would try and spin you some yarn about being a survivor of The Titanic and how he swam to the mainland. "Save the lifeboat for woman and children, I'll see you on dry land" 'Steven Seagal - 1912, excerpt taken from an interview on dry land.'
Give Under Siege its due; it does present one of life's great conundrums - Do you fight the terrorists, save the girl or mourn the burnt pies and start afresh, knowing it's what the captain would want you to do?
Get those pies in the oven!
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Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
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(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
Tom's back...
Who (allegedly) lives in a pineapple under the sea?... STEVEN SEAGAL
Well, he should do anyway.
Under Siege gives you some 90s Seagal (remember when he could fit on the screen?) battling against a cross-dressing GARY Busey and the leather sporting rock star Tommy Lee Jones. Lee's having bundles of fun before his cat and mouse run around with Harrison Ford the following year, and Busey puts Playboy Playmate Erika Elenaki to shame.
I'd take some dress sporting Busey in my birthday cake any day (Hint, Hint)
While Andrew Davis tries his best to keep the Under Siege ship steady and above water, Mr Square Pants is primed and ready to karate chop the boat off course and into the nearest iceberg.
I'm sure Steven would try and spin you some yarn about being a survivor of The Titanic and how he swam to the mainland. "Save the lifeboat for woman and children, I'll see you on dry land" 'Steven Seagal - 1912, excerpt taken from an interview on dry land.'
Give Under Siege its due; it does present one of life's great conundrums - Do you fight the terrorists, save the girl or mourn the burnt pies and start afresh, knowing it's what the captain would want you to do?
Get those pies in the oven!
GET IN TOUCH...
WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com
SUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribe
VOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote
TIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?
SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep?
EMAIL: hosts@filmfloggers.com
COME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...
TWITTER
The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...