(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
It Has Begun!
Who said video game to movie adaptations were all garbage? Well, whoever it was hadn't seen Mortal Kombat. Flawless Victory!
This is Christopher Lambert's finest work since Highlander and an example of director Paul WS Anderson in his prime before being lost forever down the Resident Evil hole. Flawless Victory!
Unfortunately, after hearing Shang Tsung blurting out Flawless Victory incorrectly throughout, we, too, have developed his tic! Finish Him!! Oh, sorry, Mortal Kombat! Christ, this time, Flawless Victory! First time, every time.
With a starter of wobbly CGI stairs with a side of bouncy practical suitcases, a main of plastic turkey legs and a dessert of Scorpion's hand genitalia, this is one feast for the senses you don't want to miss. Grab your flog and let's FINISH HIM! Flawless Victory!
A quick mention to our special guest, The Pigeon, who may hear putting his two cents in during the review!
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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...
(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
It Has Begun!
Who said video game to movie adaptations were all garbage? Well, whoever it was hadn't seen Mortal Kombat. Flawless Victory!
This is Christopher Lambert's finest work since Highlander and an example of director Paul WS Anderson in his prime before being lost forever down the Resident Evil hole. Flawless Victory!
Unfortunately, after hearing Shang Tsung blurting out Flawless Victory incorrectly throughout, we, too, have developed his tic! Finish Him!! Oh, sorry, Mortal Kombat! Christ, this time, Flawless Victory! First time, every time.
With a starter of wobbly CGI stairs with a side of bouncy practical suitcases, a main of plastic turkey legs and a dessert of Scorpion's hand genitalia, this is one feast for the senses you don't want to miss. Grab your flog and let's FINISH HIM! Flawless Victory!
A quick mention to our special guest, The Pigeon, who may hear putting his two cents in during the review!
GET IN TOUCH...
WEBSITE: https://www.filmfloggers.com
SUBSCRIBE: https://www.filmfloggers.com/subscribe
VOTE FOR OUR NEXT FILM: https://www.filmfloggers.com/vote
TIGHT ARSE: Are you a Tight Arse?
SLEEPING WITH THE WAFFLER: Can't Sleep?
EMAIL:hosts@filmfloggers.com
COME TALK TO BEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA...
TWITTER
INSTAGRAM
FACEBOOK
TIKTOK
YOUTUBE
The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
Youtube
Instagram
...